Why are women so bad at mathematics?
Q: Why are women so bad at mathematics? A: Because men keep telling them...
Divorce decision
“Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully,” the divorce courtjudge said, “and...
The Big Pencil
Question: What’s the biggest pencil in the World?Answer: Pennsylvania!
Men At Singles Bars
What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?They’re...
Real flight announcements
|Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the “in-flight safety lecture” and their...
Great lines from job evaluations!
1. I would not allow this employee to breed.2. This associate is really not...
New way to herd cattle
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
A young woman stops into her local pharmacy to pick a supply…
A young woman stops into her local pharmacy to pick a supply of tampons...
Pitbull and PMS
What is the difference between a pitbull dog and a PMS woman?Lipstick.
Chapped Lips
On a hot, dusty day a cowboy rode into a small frontier town. After...