Bill Gates and the Lightbulb
Q: How many Bill Gates does it take to change a lightbulb?A: One –...
The camping trip.
Ron and James had been camping together for a week when they finally had...
Why does an elephant have four feet?
Why does an elephant have four feet?Because it would look silly with six inches.
A Round of Golf
A man, while playing on the front nine of a complicated golf course, became...
Upmanship
An Australian, a Frenchman and an Italian are talking about married life.Italian: When I...
Naming your child
|There was a woman who was pregnant with twins, and shortly before they were...
All Aboard
A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his...
Jane was a first time contestant on the $65,000 quiz show…
Jane was a first time contestant on the $65,000 quiz show. Lady luck had...
If Operating Systems Were Beers
DOS Beer: Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you to...
How did you do that??
Two Jewish businessmen meet in the street.”Well, Morrie, how’s your warehouse business going?”. “Oy...