What’s the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky’s mouth?
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A man was walking down the street when he noticed…
A man was walking down the street when he noticed his grandpa sitting on...
Blonde and Toothbrush
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a toothbrush?A: You don’t let your...
Welfare
A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter...
A man comes home with his little daughter, whom he has…
A man comes home with his little daughter, whom he has just takento work....
A drunk staggered into a cemetery and…
A drunk staggered into a cemetery and fell into a freshly dug grave.Pretty soon...
The Colonel’s Order
A COLONEL ISSUED THE FOLLOWING DIRECTIVE TO HIS EXECUTIVE OFFICERS: “Tomorrow evening at approximately...
What’s the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
What’s the difference between a new husband and a new dog?After a year, the...
Stand Still, Soldier!
Military training:During camouflage training in Louisiana, a private disguised as a tree trunk had...
Signs You’re Really Broke
American Express calls and says: “Leave home without it!” Your idea of a 7-course...