Yo mama in an elevator
Yo mama’s so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it has to go...
A man is driving down the road and notices a car in the ditch…
A man is driving down the road and notices a car in the ditch....
Drunk and Arthritis
A drunk that smelled like a brewery got on a bus one day. He...
Revised Christmas days
|Effective immediately, the following economizing measures are being implemented in the “Twelve Days of...
Strawberry and tarantula jelly!
|What is red and dangerous?Strawberry and tarantula jelly!
Poker
One night a boy wakes up and goes into his parents room and they’re...
Alcohol vs Women
A guy says, “I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute...
Mom, can little girls have babies?
Little Johnny came running into the house and asked,”Mommy, can little girls have babies?”"No”,...
Why did the blonde crash her plane when landing?
Why did the blonde crash her plane when landing?Because the runway was only 25ft...
What is pink and moist and split in the middle?
What is pink and moist and split in the middle?A grapefruit!