Kind of awkward
A guy goes to a girl’s house for the first time and she shows...
Answering machine
|Hello, this is probably 438-9012, yes, the house of the famous statistician. I’m probably...
Miami mice!
|What squeaks as it solves crimes?Miami mice!
Why are they having such a hard time finding a cure for AIDS?
Here’s a pretty nasty one:Why are they having such a hard time finding a...
Female Lawyer
Q: What is the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?A: Lipstick
Three cowboys are sitting around a campfire…
Three cowboys are sitting around a campfire, out on the lonesome prairie,each with the...
Hamburger Helper
Yo mama’s so stupid she thought hamburger helper came with another person.
Dead Cow & The Mermaid
On a farm out in the country lived a man and a woman and...
Knock Knock Christmas
|Knock KnockWho’s there ?WenceslasWenceslas who ? Wenceslas train home ? Knock KnockWho’s there ?SnowSnow...
Mommy’s Lil’ Helper
Little Susie was Mommy’s helper. She helped set the table when company was due...