New scientific element : MAN
Element Name: MANSymbol: XYAtomic Weight: (180 +/- 50)Physical properties: Solid at room temperature, but...
Living with the Wolf Man
The Wolf Man comes home one day from a long day at the office....
The new Vicar was up early one Sunday morning…
The new Vicar was up early one Sunday morning, walkinground his new parish, after...
Cinderella
Why did the baseball coach throw Cinderella off the team?Because she ran away from...
The Anninversary
My father and mother were recently celebrating their 50th weddinganniversary. While cutting the cake,...
How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?A: Kick his sister in the jaw.
Criminal Mastermind
An applicant was filling out a job application. When he came to the question,...
A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for…
A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for Christmas. A friend of...
If IBM ran Christmas…
|They would want one big Santa, dressed in blue, where kids queue up for...
Cards You Will Never See In Hallmark
“Congratulations on your wedding day! Too bad no one likes your wife.” “How could...