Brain to nerves
How does the brain communicate with the nerves?With a Cell phone!
The Operation
A young lady is in the hospital for an operation.She says, “Doc, how long...
Some Horny Guy
Once Upon A Time, there was a married woman, and she was not happy...
Stop the drunk driver
|A cop pulls a guy over for weaving across two lanes of traffic.He walks...
Bee jokes 03
|Q: What does a bee get at McDonalds?A: A humburger!Q: What buzzes, is black...
New Year Nerd Resolutions
|NEW YEAR RESOLUTIONS YOU WON’TBE ABLE TO KEEP IF YOU’RE A NERD 16. I...
A man is driving down the freeway…
A man is driving down the freeway when he sees a sign thatsays; “Get...
The Cowboy excuses
|Top Dallas Cowboy Excuses (for losing 1995 NFC Championship) From David Letterman – Tuesday,...
What are the three words you do not want to hear while making love?
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?He: Your sense...
BIG Trouble!
A couple had two little boys, ages 8 and 10, who were excessively mischievous....