Driving Test Answers
The following are a sampling of REAL answers received on exams given by the...
Why do men take showers instead of baths?
Why do men take showers instead of baths?Pissing in the bath is disgusting.
Imagine this.
A therapist told a woman to use some imagination while making love with her...
So cold
It was so cold last week I saw a Lawyer with his hands in...
One day, a diver was enjoying the aquatic world…
One day, a diver was enjoying the aquatic world 20 feet below sea level....
Things You Don’t Want Your System Admin To Say
Things You Don’t Want Your Sysadmin To Say1. Uh-oh…2. Oh S***!3. What the heck?!?4....
Dirty Dishes!
A priest was asked to dinner by one of his parishioners.When he sat down...
Twas the night before crisis
|Twas the night before crisis,And all through the house,Not a program was working,Not even...
Did you hear about the new German microwave oven?
Q: Did you hear about the new German microwave oven?A: It seats 500.
Three wishes
It was a nice sunny day when three men were walking down a country...