Did you hear that Clinton has announced there is a…
Did you hear that Clinton has announced there is a new national bird? The...
Congressional Question?
If the prefix “con” is the opposite of the prefix “pro”, then is “Congress”...
Itchy
A teacher notices that a little boy at the back of the class is...
Did you hear about the Irishman who went duck hunting?
Q: Did you hear about the Irishman who went duck hunting?A: He didn’t get...
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A woman walks into the local pharmacy and ask’s to see sanitary napkins.The pharmacist...
The Cremation
Minutes before the cremation, the undertaker quietly sat down nextto the grieving widow. “How...
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One Hundred Orgasms
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A naive young girl goes into the doctors office.
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