Fred and Harry
Two friends, Fred and Harry were golfing one fine day.Toward the end of the...
Don’t be on this flight
|”This is Captain Sinclair speaking. On behalf of my crew I’d like to welcome...
From Boyfriend to Husband upgrade
Dear Tech Support:Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed...
The Lady with no legs or arms.
A guy was walking along the beach admiring the beautiful sunset when he noticed...
The old mans bird
Theres an old man laying on the beach nakedand a little girl was pasing...
Japanese Prostitute
A man was on his first business trip to Japan, and he decided to...
Belly Button
Why did the blonde have a sore belly button? Her boyfriend was also blonde.
On Divorce
Divorce is bachelorhood, with strings attached…Tis better to have loved and lost….than have to...
No Arms Nor Legs
Q: What do you say to a blonde with no arms and no legs?A:...
A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist…
A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist ifthere is anybody in...