Make Me A Newfie
An Ontarian wanted to become a Newfie (ie. a Newfoundlander). He went to a...
Name That Restaurant!
A couple of senior couples were strolling along, wives in front, husbands in back...
Besides ,I Love You
Besides “I love you”, what three words does a wife want to hear most?”I’ll...
Polak Meets Priest
A Polak saw a priest walking down the street. Noticing his collar, he stopped...
Height Problems
A lady had a height problem – she was TOO tall, being excatly 2...
A Martha Stewart Christmas
|Dear Santa:I rarely ask for much. This year is no exception. I don’t need...
Job well done
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel fortheir 25th anniversary. As...
Swerve to avoid a box
|Driving to work, a gentlman had to swerve to avoid a box that fell...
A husky foreigner, looking for sex…
A husky foreigner, looking for sex, accepted a prostitute’s terms. When she undressed, he...
24 Hours to Live.
After dozens of very expensive tests and weeks of hospitalization, the rich old man...