Learn To Iron
Hubby: As a start I think you should learn to “iron,” then we coulddo...
What do pub landlords say in Kosovo at chucking out time?
Q. What do pub landlords say in Kosovo at chucking out time?A. “Come on...
To Have Him Back
“Oh, Laura!” cried her neighbor, “I’m so very sorry to hear about the loss...
Pull Lever – End World!
A road crew is making a giant freeway, when they come across a sign...
If Thinking Machines ran Christmas…
|You would be able to hang over 64,000 ornaments on your tree (all identical)...
Bounced Check
A Columbia Doctor’s secretary called an old farmer out my way and said: “Your...
Wide Load
You know you’re a redneck if your house still has the “WIDE LOAD” sign...
Old Beach Babe
Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch, doing nothing. One lady turns...
Communication problem
There was this Asian lady married to an American gentleman and theylived in Honolulu....
Room in Hell
A self-centered, unbelieving man… ok a lawyer… died and was delivered into the devil’s...