Earmuffs
Why do blondes wear earmuffs? To avoid the draft.
Exercise While Pregnant
The room was full of pregnant women and their partners, and the Lamaze class...
God and Moses went golfing.
God and Moses were out golfing. They were both doing well. Then they came...
There was a drunk man walking down the street turning…
There was a drunk man walking down the street turninghis car keys back and...
Soviet Sausage Joke #1
Capitalism, Socialism, and Communism have a meeting for tea at noon.Capitalism and Communism arrive...
Measure Intelligence
Q: How do you measure a blonde’s intelligence?A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in...
Thoughts
Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? Why is it...
10 Things In Golf That Sound Dirty
1. Look at the size of his putter. 2. Oh, dang, my shaft’s all...
A little town had a high birth rate that…
A little town had a high birth rate that had attracted the attention of...
What is 3 feet tall and gives me head?
What’s 3 feet tall and gives me head?My son.