He’s a real fun guy [fungi]
|Heard on a radio station.What did the female mushroom say about the male mushroom?”He’s...
Puppies don’t surf…
Why Dogs don’t surf the web…Can’t stick their heads out of Windows 2000.Too difficult...
Obituaries
Where do you look for blondes’ obituaries? Under “Home Improvements.”
Where lawers come from
An anxious woman goes to her doctor. “Doctor,” she asks nervously, “canyou get pregnant...
The programmer’s cheer
|Shift to the left, shift to the right!Pop up, push down, byte, byte, byte!
Clinton in Oz!
The last four U.S. Presidents are caught in a tornado in Kansas, and off...
The Yuppie showered a Yuppette with gifts for over a month…
The Yuppie showered a Yuppette with gifts for over a month. He took her...
One for the Volunteers
Tennessee folks make fun of their northern Virginian neighbors with this quip: You know...
Three Nuns
Three nuns were talking one sunny day in June. The first nun said, “I...
CHICKEN
Q:Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?A: because he was a “chicken”.