To be young again…
A man asked his wife, “What would you most like for your birthday?”She said,...
A bored woman says to her husband…
A bored woman says to her husband as she clasps her hands together, “Guess...
Is Windows a Virus?
Is Windows a Virus?No, Windows is not a virus. Here’s what viruses (viri?) do:1....
What is a yankee?
What is a yankee? A quickie, but you do it yourself.
On a first date, a guy escorts a girl home and asks…
On a first date, a guy escorts a girl home and asks:Guy: Can I...
I\\\’m a Dustbin
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a dustbin. Psychiatrist: Don’t talk such rubbish!
21 types of pissers!
21 TYPES OF PEOPLE YOU MIGHT MEET IN THE MEN’S ROOM!EXCITABLE: Shorts half twisted...
The Borg versus Microsoft
|Picard “Mr. LaForge, have you had any success with your attempts at finding a...
Blonds Going to Disney World
There were two blonds on their way to Disney World.When they were getting close...
Murphy’s work laws
|MURPHY’S LAWS ON WORK A pat on the back is only a few centimeters...