Why is urine yellow and sperm white?
Q: Why is urine yellow and sperm white?A: So men can tell if they...
BMW thinks of everything
On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol...
Ignored
Patient walks into a doctor’s office. Patient: Doctor, people ignore me. Doctor: Next!
What do you call an honest lawyer?
What do you call an honest lawyer?An oxymoron.
Can’t Talk Now
A woman is on her honeymoon with her new French husband. She is giving...
Needs
Husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed. The passion is heating up....
Bungee Jumping
Two guys are bungee-jumping one day. The first guy says to the second. “You...
never forget a face
I never forget a face!But in your case I’ll make an exception!
What\\\\\\\’s it called when…?
What’s it called when a woman is paralyzed from the waist down?Marriage.
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard V
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