The Panda Bear
A panda bear walks into a bar, and tells the bartender that he wants...
Here’s Little Johnny!
A teacher in New York City wanted to see how many animals the city...
Spinster’s Three Wishes
The old spinster was rocking on her front porch with her tomcat at her...
Cop coming upon a young couple making out…
Cop coming upon a young couple making out….Cop: What the hell are you two...
50-50 relationship
What do men consider a 50-50 relationship?We cook, they eat! We clean, they dirty!...
Beer and estrogen
In a recent scientific research project, it was provedthat Beer contains the female hormone...
Brand Name Condoms
Which condom would you use?Nike Condoms: Just do it.Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.Diet...
Almost celibate
“I’m finished with Judi!” Jon exclaimed to his friend. “She brokedown and told me...
Dog and Fox
What is the difference between a dog and a fox?About 5 drinks.
Free haircuts
|A barber gave a haircut to a priest one day. The priest tried to...