The Australian Christmas
|Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus,Sweating his fat awayHere comes Santa Claus,...
Your momma is…
Your momma is like a doorknob – everyone gets a turn!
You might be a redneck if…cars
Less than half the cars you own run.
Elephant Jokes Eight
Q: Why do elephants have trunks?A: Because they would look silly with glove compartments.Q:...
A Childs’ Perspective!
A monsoon is a French gentleman.For asphyxiation, apply artificial respiration until the patient is...
A woman selling apples in New York…
A woman selling apples in New York is puzzled by a man who alwayscomes...
Our Stupid Apartments On Fire!
Two blondes realize that their apartment is on fire and go out onto the...
A few questions and answers
Q. What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?A. Slow down and use...
Why me!?!
A man was speeding down the highway, feeling secure in a gaggle of cars...
How to Hunt Elephants — Sales Style
How to Hunt Elephants — Sales StyleSalespeople don’t hunt elephants but spend their timeselling...