A final diagnosis
|Thought I’d let my doctor check me,’Cause I didn’t feel quite right. . .All...
Sam was on his death bed, and his wife and children…
Sam was on his death bed, and his wife and children were gatheredaround him....
Blue Elephants
1. How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun.2. How...
Panda in a Bar
A panda walked into a bar. He went up to the bar and said...
Blowin Chunks
Okay a man is in a bar and he’s gettin really drunk and he...
You know you’re Middle Aged if…
You?ve come to the annoying realization that your parents were right about almost everything.The...
Been In College Too Long…
You consider McDonald’s “real food.” You actually like doing laundry at home. 4:00 AM...
Biblical constipation
Who are the five most constipated men in the Old Testament?1) Cain wasn’t Abel.2)...
A man walks into a bar and orders two drinks…
A man walks into a bar and orders two drinks. As thebartender watches he...