cross a firefly and a moth
|What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth?An insect who...
Insults
You’re so ugly, yo momma had to tie a pork chop around your neck...
Fuck for a Duck
A farmer sent his 15 year old son to town and, as a birthday...
Foot Tall
A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to a man who...
One day Pete was complaining to his friend…
One day Pete was complaining to his friend “my elbow hurts. I bettersee a...
Marriage quotes 13
|There was a man who said, “I never knew what happiness was until I...
Why do Lawyers smell?
Q: Why do Lawyers smell?A: So the blind can hate them, too!
A family was having dinner on Mother’s Day…
A family was having dinner on Mother’s Day. For some reasonthe mother was unusually...
Two guys standing at the urinal.
Ed and Ted were standing at the urinals in a public lavatory when Ed...
George Bernard Shaw
|While at a concert being performed by a very bad orchestra, George Bernard Shaw...