A seal visits a local bar
|A seal walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.The bartender...
Elephant jokes 04
|What grey, has a wand, huge wings and gives money to elephants?The tusk fairy!What...
Trombone jokes
|Q: How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn?A: Stick your...
Mother In Law Happiness
Happiness is defined as opening your refrigerator to find your mother-in-law’s picture on the...
College Rules
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some...
If you take an Oriental person and spin him…
If you take an Oriental person and spin himaround several times, does he become...
The Three Laws of Thermodynamics
The Three Laws of Thermodynamics 1.You can’t win. 2.You can’t break even. 3.You can’t...
Orange Juice
Q. Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? A. Beacause it said”concentrate!”
The company sergent is briefing the recruits…
The company sergent is briefing the recruits:”For the next ten weeks the commanding officer...
A cowboy walked into a barber shop…
A cowboy walked into a barber shop, sat on the barber’s chair and said,...