No Balls?
Why do women play with their hair at traffic lights?Because they don’t have any...
What is worse than a dead dog on your piano?
Q: What is worse than a dead dog on your piano?A: An infected pussy...
Mail carriers.
What kind of drugs are mail carriers not tested for?SPEED!
Are caterpillars good to eat?
|Johnny: Daddy, are caterpillars good to eat?Father: Have I not told you never to...
Bar Joke
A man was sitting at the bar in a watering hole whose selling point...
My dad’s a Lawyer
Two small boys, not yet old enough to be in school, were overheard talking...
An Old Man’s Dying Request
An elderly man, 82, just returned from the doctor’s only to find he didn’t...
A man in a state of excessive inebriation…
A man in a state of excessive inebriation rolled up at a fairground rifle...
How I got my name?
A Indian boy goes to his mother one day with a puzzled look on...
More Your Mommas
Your Momma sooo ugly, when she go to the beach the tide don’t come...