Dogs ‘n Light Bulbs
How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?Border Collie: Just one....
Mother-in-law burial
Two friends meet each other on the street.”Hello! Where are you coming from?” asked...
Adam was lonely.
Adam was wandering around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, when he heard...
Will you rember me??
Hey bob,”Will you rember me tomorrow??” “Yes” “Will you rember me next week??” “Yes”...
Money Quotes
Money isn’t everything but it sure keeps you in touch with your children. J....
The stir of the town!
It was the stir of the town when an 80 year old man married...
Pervert?
A patient goes to a psychiatrist. The psychiatrist gives him a Rorschach Test; he...
Don’t be on this flight
|”This is Captain Sinclair speaking. On behalf of my crew I’d like to welcome...
A boat load filled with Viagra sank in Baltimore Harbor…
A boat load filled with Viagra sank in Baltimore Harbor.They could not get the...
Let him dig
An old man and woman were married for years even though they hated each...