Insult Collection #3
Would you like to replace my business partner who died this morning? I’ll arrange...
The system crash song
|SYSTEM CRASH (to the tune of “The Monster Mash”) I was working in the...
Friend of the Groom?
An elderly woman rushed up the stairs to the church, late for the wedding....
Lawyer In Heaven (Classic)
A mechanical engineer died & went to heaven. Upon arrival Saint Peter checked “THE...
Drowning a Blonde
Q: How do you drown a blonde?A: Put a scratch and sniff at the...
Early Birds
Very early one morning two birds are sitting at the side of a largepuddle...
A couple few one-liners to enjoy!
Q:What is the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? A: 45 lbs.Q:What is...
Out of the Greek Myths
The scene was Mount Olympus, where Bacchus, the Greek god of wine, had thrown...
Throw Up!
Knock Knock.Who’s there?StanStan who?Stan back or I’ll be sick on your shoe!!!!
Kids
Be nice to your kids… they will pick out your nursing home someday!