housekeepers
Regardless of what you may hear, there’s still many women these days who are...
Why was the moth so unpopular?
|Why was the moth so unpopular?He kept picking holes in everything!
The Y2K Blonde!
Blonde secretary’s memo to her boss:TO: My BossFROM: BlondieSUBJECT: Changing Calendars For Y2KI hope...
Have you ever seen…
Have you ever seen an asshole wrapped in plastic?Just look at your drivers license!
People are ignoring me
|A patient walks into a doctor’s office.Patient: Doctor, people ignore me.Doctor: Next!
Baby Turtle
A baby turtle was standing at the bottom of a large tree and with...
What do you call Batman and Robbin run over?
What do you call Batman and Robbin run over?Flatman and Ribbon.Sent by Matias
A 70-year-old man has never been married…
A 70-year-old man has never been married. One day he meets a beautiful 17-year-old...
The Blonde and the Cheerios
What did the blonde say when she opened a box of cheerios?Oh! Look!! Doughnut...
Its a Matter of Perspective
Dear Mom and Dad:Since I left for college I have been remiss in writing...