Things I’ve Learned From My Cat
Make the world your playground.Whenever you miss the sandbox, cover it up. Dragging a...
A man lay sprawled across three entire seats…
A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater. When the...
Confucious say
Confucious say…All who fly upside-down have crack up.He who stand on toilet high on...
Your Momma\’s so fat
Your mamma’s so fat, when she backs up, she beeps!
Go to the hospital
|Four expectant fathers were in a Minneapolis hospital waiting room, while their wives were...
A husband and wife were in their back yard…
A husband and wife were in their back yard, and he was noticing herexpanding...
As a sergeant in a parachute regiment…
As a sergeant in a parachute regiment I took part in serveral night timeexcersises....
What were Michael Jacksons baby first words?
What were Michael Jackson’s baby’s first words? Which one’s Mommy?
Dope
Grow your own dope! Plant a blonde!
A Blonde At Sea!
A depressed young blonde was so desperate that she decided to end her life...