Dearest Wife
It seems there was this couple from Minneapolis, Minnesota, who decided to go to...
Three blonds on death row
|Three women are about to be executed for crimes. One’s a brunette, one’s a...
On the airline.
A little guy gets on a plane and sits next to the window. A...
How do you clean a condom?
How do you clean a condom?Turn it inside out and shake the fuck out...
There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through…
There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through veterinary school working nights...
Don’t Cut
An American has sex with a Soviet emigre woman and catches a strange venereal...
Tampons With Long Strings
Q: Why do blondes use tampons with extra long strings?A: So the crabs can...
Disprove this!
A case for the Third Universal Cardinal Rule of Thumb: Never be absolute, unless...
If the NSA made toasters…
If the NSA made toasters…Your toaster would have a secret trap door that only...
Love, Santa
Dear Friends, I have been watching you very closely to see if you have...