Were you ever arrested?
|A lawyer was filling out a job application when he came to the question:...
A snail buys a fast new car
|There was once a snail who was sick and tired of his reputation for...
A bad day
There’s this little guy sitting inside a bar, just looking at his drink.He stays...
Voodoo Dick
Once upon a time, there once was a traveling salesman who’s wife was a...
Two Scottish nuns go to America
Two Scottish nuns had just arrived to the US by boat when one said...
Gonna Get Lucky
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says the...
The Flashlight
Why did the little girl bury her flashlight?Because the batteries died.
Oscar was an unlucky sap. Having just spent megabucks on a skydiving…
Oscar was an unlucky sap. Having just spent megabucks on a skydiving class, he...
Why don’t witches wear panties?
Why don’t witches wear panties?So they can get a better grip on the broom.
Newest son-in-law
|A very successful businessman had a meeting with his new son-in-law. “I love my...