Santa Hates Your Kid
|8. Kid’s letter to north pole comes back stamped, “Dream on, Chester!”7. Kid asks...
Arriving home very drunk
|A man is in a bar and falling off his stool every couple of...
Crossing
Question: Why did the hamster cross the road?Answer: Because it was stuck in the...
Truisms!
* If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.* A...
A disabled sea captain
An old sea captain with one wooden leg, one hook replacing a missing hand,...
Where are we?
|Fritz Kriesler and Rachmaninov had a recital in Carnegie Hall once. In the middle...
My name is Brown
A tipsy guy in a bar stood and made the following speech, “I am...
Crafty Mom
John invited his mother over for dinner one evening. During the meal, she couldn’t...
The big test!
An older couple had a son, who was still living with them. The parents...
Hunting with a wife
|A hunter visited another hunter and was given a tour of his home. Ibn...