17 Facts of Life
1. Psychiatrists say that one of four people are mentally ill. Check three friends....
Do you smoke after sex?
Boyfriend: Do you smoke after sex?Girlfriend: Dunno, I’ve never looked
Men Snore Because
Why do men snore?When they fall asleep, their balls cover their assholes and they...
English is tough stuff.
Multi-national personnel at North Atlantic Treaty Organization headquartersnear Paris found English to be an...
Put it to a good use
The doctor comes out of the delivery room and says to the father, “I’m...
Real news headlines 13
Here are a few genuine news bloopers gleaned from American newspapers. These were taken...
What do you call foreplay in Alabama?
What do you call foreplay in Alabama? ‘Hey sis, you awake?’
Old maid’s burglar
|A story I’ll tell of a burglar boldWho started to rob a house;He opened...
Zen Buddhist Buys a Hotdog
This Zen Buddhist Monk walks up to a hotdog stand and says to the...
Heaven and smoking
Jay: Does the Bible say that if you smoke you can’t get to heaven?...