A Perfect Woman Is…
What’s the definition of a perfect woman?a) Three feet tall with a round hole...
Magicians Secret
During a recent vacation in Atlantic City, a couple went to see a popular...
How have times changed?
|In olden times, it is reported that sacrifices were made at the altar.Since then,...
Computer And A Woman:
Difference Between A Computer And A Woman:A computer will not laugh at a three-and-a-half-inch...
3 Vampires in Bar
Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down. The first vampire says,”I’d like...
What’s the most active muscle in a woman?
Q: What’s the most active muscle in a woman?A: The penis.
WHY IS AN IMPOTENT MAN LIKE A CHRISTMAS TREE?
WHY IS AN IMPOTENT MAN LIKE A CHRISTMAS TREE?-THEY BOTH HAVE BALLS FOR DECORATION
He Left A Little Space
When God made man,he made him out of string.He had a little left,so he...
Escalators
An escalator can never break; it can only become stairs. You would never see...
yo mama is so fat.. shovel
Yo mama’s so fat, she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.