Marriage quotes 08
|If your wife wants to learn how to drive, don’t stand in her way.In...
How many men does it take to open a beer?
How many men does it take to open a beer?None. It should be opened...
Did you hear about the new course you can take at school?
Did you hear about the new course you can take at school?Yes, Intercourse….you go...
Man’s Worst Nightmare
What’s a man’s worst nightmare?1) The Super Bowl is pre-empted by a soap opera....
Cop coming upon a young couple making out…
Cop coming upon a young couple making out….Cop: What the hell are you two...
One equal to one half
|Theorem: 1 = 1/2:Proof:We can re-write the infinite series 1/(1*3) + 1/(3*5) + 1/(5*7)...
Adjustable Face Lift
This women of forty, being a rather vain person, decided she needed a face...
Polish Prisoner’s Request
An Englishman, a Frenchman and a Polak were captured by the Germans and thrown...
NOTIFICATION TO ALL STAFF REGARDING LANGUAGE
NOTIFICATION TO ALL STAFF REGARDING LANGUAGEIt has been brought to our attention that some...
Polak With Chainsaw
A Polak is looking to buy a saw to cut down some trees in...