Double The Recipe
Q: Why don’t blondes double their recipes?A: The oven doesn’t go to 700 degrees.
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A driver, obviously drunk, was heading the wrong way downa one-way street when a...
If The Rand Corporation ran Christmas…
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How!
Some years ago, on Times Square in NYC, I observed a native American, in...
A Friend’s Prayer
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Bill Clinton in Hell
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Don’t ask any questions
A guy worked in an adult book store. One afternoon his friend walked in....
Kneasels
A young couple left the church and arrived at the hotel where they were...
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Poland sent its top team of scientists to attend the international science convention, where...
Red fire fighter
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