I was shopping at our local supermarket…
I was shopping at our local supermarket.When I got to the checkout line, there...
Signs and notices 11
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign on an...
Irishman declares war
|Saddam Hussein is sitting at home when the phone rings. He picks it up...
What is the most insensitive part of a penis?
What is the most insensitive part of a penis? – The man
Knock Knock Christmas
|Knock KnockWho’s there ?WenceslasWenceslas who ? Wenceslas train home ? Knock KnockWho’s there ?SnowSnow...
So the elephant says to the naked man…
So the elephant says to the naked man . . .”You breathe through that...
bear and a rabbit
A bear is chasing a rabbit through a forest. They find a bottle and...
New Dinosaur Theory?
OK, let’s consider the physical evidence.The moon is moving away at a tiny, although...
In the courtroom…
A man is in court. The Judges says,”on the 3rd August you are accused...
Get Me Another Lawyer
Defendant: Your Honor, I want you to appoint me another lawyer.Judge: And why is...