The elephant’s trunk transplant
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Brotherly Love
There once was a brother and a sister, fraternal twins, who were approaching their...
Ding! Ding!
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You might be a redneck if…mama
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Get some of this
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Pregnancy Test
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Make me a better musician
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Acronyms
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Deodorant
A customer walks into a pharmacy and asks assistant for an anal deodorant. The...