What’s the definition of virginity?
Q: What’s the definition of virginity?A: A big issue over a little tissue.
Mother In Law Had Friends
A man was traveling down a country road when he saw a large group...
A man walks into a jewellers shop…
A man walks into a jewellers shop, unzips his trousers and placeshis tool upon...
Funny Instruction Labels
These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods: On Sears hairdryer: Do not use...
Ways to tell someone their fly is open.
20. The cucumber has left the salad.19. I can see the gun of Navarone.18....
Underwear is Important!
Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under you vehicle… From the...
My wife converted me to religion…
Moe: My wife converted me to religion.Joe: Really?Moe: Yes. Until I married her I...
What is grosser than gross?
Q: What is grosser than gross? A: Having a dream about chocolate pudding and...
The Bar
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar:————————————-|...
Proud To Be A Senior Citizen…
Life of a Senior Citizen…I’m the life of the party…even when it lasts till...