Packing Elephants
How do you put six elephants in a Volkswagen?…Three in front and three in...
Marmite Competition
I was in a good mood last week. I entered a competition and won...
Knock Knock Jokes 5
Knock Knock Who’s there? Aardvark! Aardvark who? Aardvark a hundred miles for one of...
A furrier from the US goes to Helsinki…
A furrier from the US goes to Helsinki to buy furs.He arranges for a...
REALLY FUNNY!!
Look in the mirror!!!!!!!1
Make my own bed
Innkeeper: The room is $15. a night. It’s $5. if you make your own...
The Big Pencil
Question: What’s the biggest pencil in the World?Answer: Pennsylvania!
Stupid Insults 18/31
In line for brains, thought they said were handing out milkshakes, and he asked...
Computer gender war!
A language instructor was explaining to her class that French nouns, unlike their English...
Both Golf
“Honey, I have a confession to make,” a guy told his bride. “I’m a...