Graphics work too much
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Difference between a cat and a dog…
A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide...
80 year old man
An elderly man goes into confession and says to the priest, “Father, I’m 80...
A young girl had not been feeling well…
A young girl had not been feeling well and went to her family doctor....
What’s brown and crispy on the outside…
What’s brown and crispy on the outside, and white and creamy on the inside?...
The game of golf!
In primitive society, when native tribes beat the ground with clubs and yelled, it...
Sorry for eating the peanuts
|A man visits his aunt in the nursing home. It turns out that she...
An old rabbi is talking with one of his friends…
An old rabbi is talking with one of his friends andsays with a warm...
Answering Machine Recording
Answering Machine Recording:”You have reached the breast self-examination hot line. Please press 1 now…….Now...
Who owns the cows?
|After his graduation from college, the son of a Spanish lawyer was considering his...