Three blonds on death row
|Three women are about to be executed for crimes. One’s a brunette, one’s a...
Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?
Q: Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?A: He sold his soul to Santa.
Rotten Little Johnny
Kids: “Hello Miss Saunders, can Johnny come out to play?” Mother: “I am sorry...
Valentine Day Story
Valentine’s Day Story John Blanchard stood up from the bench, straightened his Army uniform,...
Dead lawyer’s grave
A woman and her little girl were visiting the grave of the little girl’s...
A man takes his 10 year old daughter to the doctor…
A man takes his 10 year old daughter to the doctor.He says “Doctor, I...
The New Hunter
It was Saturday morning as Jake, an avid hunter, woke up ready to go...
THe guy who invented the hokey pokey’s funeral
eariler this week i went to the guy who inveted the hokey pokey’s funeral....
Great Job
A guy came home to his wife and said to her: “Guess what? I’ve...
Blonde Miracle Diet
An overweight blonde consulted her doctor for advice.The doctor advised that she run 10...