Blind deer jokes
What do you call a deer with no eyes?No eye deer.What do you call...
Knock Knock Wannup
Knock Knock Who’s there? I wannup I wannup who? You do! I didn’t need...
Why make woman beautiful?
|Man says to God: “Why did you make woman so beautiful?”God says: “So you...
An old drunk stumbles into a confessional…
An old drunk stumbles into a confessional. After not hearing anything for a while...
Why don’t women blink during foreplay?
Why don’t women blink during foreplay? They don’t have time.
Princess and the Frog
Once upon a time, in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self assured...
Jones is driving past the state mental hospital…
Jones is driving past the state mental hospital when his left reartire suffers a...
Idiot Sightings!
IDIOT SIGHTINGS…Sighting #1:I was at the airport, checking in at the gate, when the...
dishwasher breaks down
What do you do if your dishwasher breaks down? Kick her in the butt!
Travel on the plane
|For two solid hours, the lady sitting next to a man on an airplane...