Really cute one.
A four year old was at the pediatrician for a check up. As the...
Interolrable Weather and Sterotypes.
Degrees (Fahrenheit)* 65 degrees:Hawaiians declare a two-blanket night* 60 degrees:Californians put on sweaters (if...
Professor
This just in:A well known college professor has been arrested and accused of putting...
What did Bob Dole reply when asked if he preferred…
What did Bob Dole reply when asked if he preferred boxers or briefs? “Depends.”
Yo mamma so fat… elevater
Yo mamma is so fat, she went in the elevator, and when she pressed...
How did Captain Hook die?
Q: How did Captain Hook die?A: Jock itch.
Addicted to the Web
|(Sung to the tune of “Winter Wonderland”)Doorbell rings, I’m not list’nin’,From my mouth, drool...
I heard on the news last night that Bill Gates and…
I heard on the news last night that Bill Gates and his wife are...
Bud the stud!
How can you compare a lite beer to making love in a canoe? It’s...
After spending a night at a hotel with a prostitute…
After spending a night at a hotel with a prostitute, the politician took$300 out...