About last night
After the annual office Christmas party blow-out, John woke up with a pounding headache,...
The math one-liners
|Math problems? Call 1-800--. If parallel lines meet at infinity – infinity must be...
Having a baby.
The room was full of pregnant women and their partners, and the class was...
Elderly Blonde
Shortly after the 911 emergency number became available, an elderly and quite ill blonde...
Marrying and divorcing in Heaven
It seems that a devout, good couple was about to get married,but a tragic...
Students Science Bloopers
THESE ARE ACTUAL EXCERPTS FROM STUDENT SCIENCE EXAM PAPERS:Charles Darwin was a naturalist who...
Optician
A man goes into the optician and asks for his eyes to be tested...
A wise choice
The following is a courtroom exchange between a defense attorneyand a farmer with a...
Dishwasher Repair
What do you do if your dishwasher stops working?Slap the bitch!
A horse wanders into a bar and orders a tall one…
A horse wanders into a bar and orders a tall one.The bartender says, “Hey...