Cut by a Razor
Did you hear about the nurse who swallowed a razor blade?She gave herself a...
Stupid Insults 19/31
Lights not burning too bright. Like a barometer — vacuum at the top. Like...
A businessman was having a tough time lugging his lumpy…
A businessman was having a tough time lugging his lumpy, oversized travelbag onto the...
Oscar Mayer? Song
Sung to the Oscar Mayer? song:His baloney has a first name,It’s “I did not...
Does DEC still make toasters?..
Does DEC still make toasters…? They made good toasters in the ’70s, didn’t they?
No More Fooling!
A bridegroom, the first night he was in bed with his bride, said, “When...
Happily Addicted to the Web
Sung to the tune of “Winter Wonderland”Doorbell rings, I’m not list’nin’,From my mouth, drool...
Enter the Pearly Gates
|Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at...
A seal visits a local bar
|A seal walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.The bartender...
I think Rover is getting a bit old…
“I think Rover is getting a bit old, he seems to be going deaf.”"Bullshit,...