Finding a Chinese Jew
|Sid and Al were sitting in a Chinese restaurant. “Sid,” asked Al, “are there...
Escalators
An escalator can never break; it can only become stairs. You would never see...
How do you clean a condom?
How do you clean a condom?Turn it inside out and shake the fuck out...
There was three guys, one with a rubber…
There was three guys, one with a rubber dick, one with a wooden dick,and...
IDIOTS & COMPUTERS
|My neighbor works in the operations department in the central office of a large...
Little Girl’s Questions
A little girl and her mother were shopping. The girl asks her mother “How...
Soviet Sausage Joke #1
Capitalism, Socialism, and Communism have a meeting for tea at noon.Capitalism and Communism arrive...
Divorce
A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, “What are...
Polak Signal Lights
An English guy is driving with a Polish guy as his passenger, when he...
What is the difference between a black and a white fairy tale?
What’s the difference between a black and a white fairy tale?A white one starts...