Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the…
Q: Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the edge of mountains?A:...
Kiss me…yeah!
“Kiss me,” said the young lady urgently. “Please kiss me.”But the young man turned...
Little Johnny says to his mother…
Little Johnny says to his mother ” Mommy, I have to go and tinkle.”...
What is 18 inches long and makes women scream all night ?
What’s 18 inches long and makes women scream all night ?Crib death.
Room Service
This is a telephonic exchange between a hotel guest androomservice at a hotel in...
A Daughter’s Letter Home
Dear Mom and Dad, It has now been three months since I left for...
What’s the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic?
What’s the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic?A drunk doesn’t have to go...
3 buddies die in a car crash, they go to heaven…
3 buddies die in a car crash, they go to heaven to an orientation.They...
No Card
Two proctologists are discussing their most baffling cases.One proctologist tells the other one about...
Gun-toting Panda (Classic)
A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats...