Signs and notices 05
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Outside a country...
Polak Signal Lights
An English guy is driving with a Polish guy as his passenger, when he...
Lord, forgive me…
Lord, forgive me for what I am about to do==========================================A rabbi, a minister, and...
Murphy’s Law regarding Children
1. The later you stay up, the earlier your child will wake up the...
How to buy a stero
|1. Carefully calculate power requirements, based on room dimensions, etc. Multiply by a factor...
Stupid Insults 26/31
Running U.S. appliances on British current. Runs squares around the competition. Rusty springs in...
F Word Usage
Fuck is such a versatile word…Greetings: How the fuck are you!Fraud: I got fucked...
What is the most damaging food?
|A dietician was once addressing a large audience in Chicago. “The material we put...
Redneck Census Form!
The official year 2000 Redneck Census Form:Last name: _______________________First name: (Check appropriate box)(_)Billy-Bob(_)Billy-Joe(_)Billy-Ray(_)Billy-Sue(_)Billy-Mae(_)Billy-JackWhat does...
A Mexican joke
Why did God give Mexicans a nose?So they’d have something to pick in the...