Smart Guys
What does a smart guy do in an M&M factory?Proofread.
Installing a Carpet
|A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out...
Penny Offer
Q: What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for herthoughts?A:...
Santa
Santa comes once a year – but when he does he fills your stocking!
Elephants III
How do you get an elephant into the fridge?1. Open door.2. Insert elephant.3. Close...
Yo momma 3 times.
Your momma so fat…she fell in love and broke it.Your momma so fat…shes on...
What movies teach us
|COMPUTERS & ELECTRONICS:As depicted in movies,Word processors never display a cursor. You never have...
Two poor kids were invited by a rich kid…
Two poor kids were invited by a rich kid to a swimming party at...
Ant and Elephant have romance
An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the...
What’s got 400 legs and no pubic hair?
Q: What’s got 400 legs and no pubic hair?A: The front row of a...