Jewish Girl
Q. How can you tell when a Jewish girl has an orgasm?A. She drops...
The fly
The setting is a quiet and serene country stream weaving through the gentle hills...
pretty little head
She has a pretty little head– for a head, it’s pretty little.
Funny Instruction Labels
These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods: On Sears hairdryer: Do not use...
Enlightenment Quiz
Enlightenment Quiz1. Yin and ……… A) Yout B) Tonic C) Yenta D) Yang2. A...
The Top 10 Signs Your Dentist Is Crazy
Keeps trying to sell you extra teeth. His restrooms are labeled “Bleeders” and “Non-Bleeders”...
Foreplay
After the first week of sex education class, a young shapely teen stormed out...
Oscar Mayer? Song
Sung to the Oscar Mayer? song:His baloney has a first name,It’s “I did not...
The Hundred Nuns
One day in the convent the nuns had their morning prayer session. At the...
Grandma’s Advice
There was this virgin that was going out on a date for the first...