The Mushroom
A mushroom walks into a bar, sits down and orders a drink.The bartender says,...
If Thinking Machines ran Christmas…
|You would be able to hang over 64,000 ornaments on your tree (all identical)...
Shipwrecked!
A young wife, her boorish husband and a good-looking sailor were ship-wrecked on an...
A woman enters a butcher shop and asks…
A woman enters a butcher shop and asks the counter assistant,”Do you have pigs...
Some stupid truckers
|While driving along the back roads of a small town, two truckers came to...
Counting some sheep
|An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and so he decides to go...
More than a hundred percent
Have you all stopped to think where you fit in this equation? From a...
Who needs women
A man walks into the bar and orders 2 shots of whiskey and the...
Do you know me?
|A small town prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand in a...
Blondes and the painter.
A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job.In the first room...