Deodorants
Another blonde, another store. . .She goes over to the deodorant display and tells...
Pool table
Your mama is like a pool table, 25 cents and she’ll rack your balls.
What happened to the cheerleader when she did the splits?
Q: What happened to the cheerleader when she did the splits?A: 20 class rings...
A woman entered the hospital to deliver her 15th child…
A woman entered the hospital to deliver her 15th child. “Congratulations,” said the nurse,...
Bouncer
Q. How many bouncers does it take to throw someone down the stairs?A. None!...
Have long marriages
|Some people ask the secret of Anthony’s long marriage.They take time to go to...
Have a first child
|A man and his wife were making their first doctor visit, the wife being...
A hopeful suitor dropped into a computer-dating center…
A hopeful suitor dropped into a computer-dating center andregistered his qualifications. He wanted someone...
Do you already have a child?
|During the wedding ceremony, when the minister/preacher/priest comes to the part about, “If anyone...
A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night…
A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night and rolls over and...